Sanjaya bei Letterman
Gestern war Sanjaya zu Gast bei David Letterman's Show und hat die Top Ten Liste praesentiert. Der Titel der Top Ten Liste hat gelautet: Die zehn Dinge, welche Sanjaya Malakar von American Idol gelernt hat. Natuerlich hat sich Sanjaya dabei ein bisschen auf den Arm genommen, wie das bei Top Ten eben so ueblich ist. Unterhalb des Fotos sind die Top Ten genau angefuehrt.
The Top Ten things Sanjaya Malakar learned from American Idol
10. the camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk
9. work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place
8. it's very important to "keep it real, dawg"
7. I should have gone for the immunity idol – oh wait, that's "Survivor"
6. on-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk
5. voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
4. when you forget the words, just do this
(Sanjaya belts out a riff like "ohhhhhhhh")
3. honestly, I thought I was auditioning for "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
2. nothing
1. America loves performers with bad hair – right, Dave?
Anmerkung: dawg = dog = so nennt Randy Jackson alle Kandidaten
The Top Ten things Sanjaya Malakar learned from American Idol
10. the camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk
9. work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place
8. it's very important to "keep it real, dawg"
7. I should have gone for the immunity idol – oh wait, that's "Survivor"
6. on-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk
5. voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
4. when you forget the words, just do this
(Sanjaya belts out a riff like "ohhhhhhhh")
3. honestly, I thought I was auditioning for "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
2. nothing
1. America loves performers with bad hair – right, Dave?
Anmerkung: dawg = dog = so nennt Randy Jackson alle Kandidaten
posted by Roswitha @ 12:58 AM
<< Home